Bush speaks in a stupid way

Here you can make Georges Bush speak in a funny way with no censorship or political pressure.
Make him give the speach you wanna hear.
I started typing out a speech that I'd love for Bush to give, but it took a while because the site only allows you to type in words that he's actually spoken before. Somehow, I was forced to use phrases that ended up sounding like pure nonsense. I guess that's just part of the course.
The Bush Speech!